Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Bush Claims to be Literate... LOL

So Bush's latest kick is that he is trying to 'dispel his image as an intellectual lightweight' by claiming that he has started to read books more. Bush tells us gullible American populace that he has so far read 60 books this year.

Oh come on! Let's do the math here people. 60 / 8 months (we are just entering September) = 7.5 books per month. Now, using a little math that comes out to around 1 book every 4-5 days.

I'm not sure which books he is reading, maybe Curious George, or Presidency for Dummies, but no one can read that much, AND be the president at the same time. Shit, even in college I didn't have to read that many books. Maybe if he was a book reviewer, but he's not.

What a moron. Don't believe it, don't be fooled. Use your brain.

1 comment:

  1. The only books this guy is reading are ones written by Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Carl Rove.

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